PETA is a Terrorist Organization

PETA regularly asks towns and cities whose names in its view are suggestive of animal exploitation to change their names. In April 2003, they offered free veggie burgers to the city of Hamburg, New York, in exchange for changing its name. PETA also campaigned in 1996 to have the town of Fishkill, New York, change its name, claiming the name suggests cruelty to fish. (The root "kill", found in many New York town names, is Dutch for "creek".)
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PETA

I certainly hope my little hamlet of dogtortureville will be left out of the craziness.