What a very italian and dutch war.

The Three Hundred and Thirty Five Years' War (1651-1986) was a war between the Netherlands and the Isles of Scilly (located off the southwest coast of the United Kingdom). It lasted 335 years without a single shot being fired which would make it the longest war and with the fewest casualties. Despite uncertain validity of the declaration of war, peace was declared in 1986.
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Hundred_and_Thirty_Five_Years%27_War

THe kind of war fought between two pragmatic peoples.