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Race results

The show gave the results of each race at the end of each episode, but never indicated a particular scoring system or way to determine who won the Wacky Races as a whole. The cumulative totals for first, second and third place finishes for each contestant are presented below:

Contestant	Results
The Boulder Mobile	3-8-3
The Buzzwagon	3-6-4
The Creepy Coupe	3-3-6
The Bulletproof Bomb	4-5-2
The Compact Pussycat	4-2-5
The Crimson Haybailer	3-4-3
The Convert-A-Car	3-2-5
The Arkansas Chugabug	4-1-4
The Turbo Terrific	4-2-2
The Army Surplus Special	3-1-0
The Mean Machine	0-0-0

If using current Formula1 point system (up to 2006, and taking only first three spots), the results of a championship with 34 races would be this:

Contestant	Results
The Boulder Mobile	112 pts
The Buzzwagon	102 pts
The Bulletproof Bomb	92 pts
The Creepy Coupe	90 pts
The Compact Pussycat	86 pts
The Crimson Haybailer	80 pts
The Convert-A-Car	76 pts
The Arkansas Chugabug	72 pts
The Turbo Terrific	68 pts
The Army Surplus Special	38 pts
The Mean Machine	0 points

-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wacky_Races

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