Actung!

Not For Public Consumption (internal memo that should be read by no-one) Stop Reading this. Right now
Eventually, it may be wise to purchase a page for this. Given that artery planet accepts pay-pal, the chances of me being able to purchase a page go up quite a bit.
Possible web addresses
shardsofwiki.com
wikishards.com
coyoteuglyfan111.com
wikipoop.biz
wikisluts.com
poopinablanket.com
jaffapoopcakes.com
rectumitkilled-him.com

The theme is simple.
1) Post anything funny that has come out of wikipedia, or post something and then say something funny about it, or both.
2) Post interesting things from wikipedia, then say something funny or interesting about them.
3) A potent swirl of both of the above.

Work away, building an underground cathedral in our salt mine with the hope of giving reality some seasoning. Ouch. Reading through this should be like being punched in the stomach. No one said this would be easy.

Eventually, if we attract any notice, either completely by accident or by a well orchestrated wikipedia vandalism campaign, other parts can be added.

I think it would be interesting to have a "main" section then a "community" section where people can contribute their own. If a person finds articles and comments with sufficient quality and frequency, they should be invited to come aboard and thus gain access to the 'main' section. Of course, if no one ever visits the site, there's little real point in doing that.

How can one promote things without being absolutely annoying and pathetic? This is the question we must ask ourselves less and less often as we become more abrasive and whorish in our desperate quest for piles of gold.