The First Female Comedian I can listen to without wretching.

"Everyone knows that the best time to get pregnant is when you're a black teenager."

"I was raped by a doctor, which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl."

"A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis. And I thought, Oh, my God--I'm turning into my mother!"

"I'm suing my boss for sexual harrassment. And it's real hard, and a big strain on me. Because he hasn't done anything."

"I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin."

-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Silverman