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• Informer on the street: "How do you feel about the political situation?" Pedestrian: "I'm thinking..." Informer: "That's enough - you're under arrest!"
• Honecker and Mielke are discussing their hobbies. Honecker: "I collect all the jokes about me that are in circulation." Mielke: "Then we have almost the same hobby. I collect those who bring the jokes into circulation."
• What's the difference between a Western necktie and a cow's tail? The cow's tail covers the whole asshole.
• Two Berliner children spoke to each other over the wall. The little girl in the west says, while eating a banana, "Look - I have a banana." The boy in the East doesn't want to be inferior to her in anything and says, full of pride: "We have socialism." The girl counters: "So, we'll have socialism soon too." The boy, triumphant: "See, then you won't have any bananas anymore either."
• Why is East German toilet paper so rough? - So that every last asshole will become Red.