How very japanese.

Para Para (Japanese: パラパラ; also "Para-Para" or "ParaPara") is a popular Japanese solo dance. Unlike most club dancing and rave dancing, there are specific, preset movements for each song, and everyone does the same moves at once, much like line dancing. Para Para is said to have existed since the 1970s, but did not achieve much popularity outside of Japan until recently. Today, Para Para dancing is known throughout the world, especially the Pacific Rim.
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Para_Para

On the one hand, it sounds ridiculous. On the other, it's certainly preferable to the nonsense people call "dancing" these days. At least there's a system of right and wrong in that.