The parsing squad never rests.

The name "bikini contest" may be misleading in that the contestants are not actually contesting the bikini itself. Rather, the competition revolves around a subjective assessment of the physical attractiveness of the participants, which may or may not involve the actual bikinis they wear and/or remove during the "competition."
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikini_contest


Rather, the article revolves around a subjective assessment of the physical attractiveness of contributor, which may or may not involve bitchy and unneccessary comments about bikini contests.

Look, we already know it's a meat display and that you're fat. No need to mince language or bandy words about.