I don't want no chair transmitted AIDS
Afterward, Suzi is repelled when Craig calls her by the name of another girl. Suzi is relieved to find she is not pregnant, but unfortunately she has contracted a sexually-transmitted disease, and Ms. Damien uses Lysol to sterilize the victim's chair.
A physician appears and notifies Suzi that she has contracted a STD. The particular STD depends on the version – in the 1980 version, it is herpes, while in the 1992 version, it is gonorrhoea. In the 1992 version, he then informs the victim that she also has AIDS and notes that condoms are porous (intended to denounce popular "safe sex" teachings; a blatant lie unless one is discussing seldom-used "lambskin" (actually using sheep intestine) condoms).
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That_Crazy_Guy%21
One of Chick's most-satirized tracts is Dark Dungeons [11], which depicts a group of teenagers playing Dungeons & Dragons.
When one player's character dies, the other player tells her: "Marcie, get out of here! YOU'RE DEAD! You don't exist anymore." The game master then tells the surviving player that she will teach her how to cast real spells. The reader then sees a hidden underworld of dark sorcerers; Debbie starts casting real spells and with these magical powers is able to exert mind control over her father. This is followed by Marcie committing suicide because her character died. The game master tells Debbie that the game and her character are more important than real life. An evangelical, who looks like a 1950s wholesome athletic high school student, comforts Debbie, telling her that in fact, it is Jesus who is most important. After going to a church meeting, Debbie eagerly converts and attends a book burning of D&D-related materials, at which the preacher calls the game "filth of Satan" and possessed of "demonic forces."
Chick had been told by John Todd that C.S. Lewis (a famous Christian apologist) and JRR Tolkien (a Roman Catholic philologist) were satanic, so the original tract warned readers about these authors [12]. These admonitions are removed from the version of the tract published on Chick's website, under threat of legal action by both estates.
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Dungeons#Dark_Dungeons
This is what happens when simple minds attempt to drag down great ones. They are so stupid and lazy that they fail to grasp even the most basic ideas.
A physician appears and notifies Suzi that she has contracted a STD. The particular STD depends on the version – in the 1980 version, it is herpes, while in the 1992 version, it is gonorrhoea. In the 1992 version, he then informs the victim that she also has AIDS and notes that condoms are porous (intended to denounce popular "safe sex" teachings; a blatant lie unless one is discussing seldom-used "lambskin" (actually using sheep intestine) condoms).
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That_Crazy_Guy%21
One of Chick's most-satirized tracts is Dark Dungeons [11], which depicts a group of teenagers playing Dungeons & Dragons.
When one player's character dies, the other player tells her: "Marcie, get out of here! YOU'RE DEAD! You don't exist anymore." The game master then tells the surviving player that she will teach her how to cast real spells. The reader then sees a hidden underworld of dark sorcerers; Debbie starts casting real spells and with these magical powers is able to exert mind control over her father. This is followed by Marcie committing suicide because her character died. The game master tells Debbie that the game and her character are more important than real life. An evangelical, who looks like a 1950s wholesome athletic high school student, comforts Debbie, telling her that in fact, it is Jesus who is most important. After going to a church meeting, Debbie eagerly converts and attends a book burning of D&D-related materials, at which the preacher calls the game "filth of Satan" and possessed of "demonic forces."
Chick had been told by John Todd that C.S. Lewis (a famous Christian apologist) and JRR Tolkien (a Roman Catholic philologist) were satanic, so the original tract warned readers about these authors [12]. These admonitions are removed from the version of the tract published on Chick's website, under threat of legal action by both estates.
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Dungeons#Dark_Dungeons
This is what happens when simple minds attempt to drag down great ones. They are so stupid and lazy that they fail to grasp even the most basic ideas.
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